T-Rex: You know those guys who have been hiccuping for 70 years or whatever? I'm glad I'm not one of those guys.
T-Rex: Hiccuping forever is this weird sort of... forced immortality!
Dromiceiomimus: But I thought you were all about going down in history, T-Rex?
T-Rex: It's true! But on my own terms. I can't control hiccups, so it's really being remembered for something that my body's doing that's really incidental to who I am, you know? Anyone who heard of me would know me as The Hiccup Guy, and it would overshadow anything else I did with my life.
Utahraptor: I think if you cured cancer or something, we'd still know your name!
T-Rex: True!
T-Rex: But the headlines would still be "Hiccuping Doctor Cures Cancer". It's too memorable to overlook! I like the choosing my OWN destiny.
Utahraptor: Okay, so go to that. Choose your own adventure.
T-Rex: Utahraptor, that reference has instantly inspired me to be the best I can possibly be!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX DISCOVERS THAT 80s REFERENCES WORKED INTO CONVERSATION INSPIRE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING!
Off panel: We're focusing too much on the mistakes of the past. Let's get back to the future, shall we?
T-Rex: YES!! YES, LET'S DO THAT!
T-Rex: HOLY CRAP
