T-Rex: Attention, people who are breaking up with someone! Don't say "it just wasn't meant to be", okay?
T-Rex: You are greatly complicating your breakup!
T-Rex: Because now instead of simply saying "hey listen for my tastes you are WAY too sassy" you are saying "hey listen okay there's this all-powerful invisible being who controls EVERYONE'S FATE and he's or she or it or they (it's hard to say and nobody really agrees) has got plans and intentions and a particular interest in us NOT being together."
T-Rex: Occam's razor, people! OCCAM'S RAZOR.
Utahraptor: You're saying that in a breakup, entities should not be multiplied without necessity?
T-Rex: I AM.
T-Rex: Besides, honesty can help the dumped person improve. They can say "maybe my sassiness IS at all-time highs!!" instead of saying "GEEZ I wish whoever controlled our fates would stop being such a DICK", saying "DICK" really loudly so the fate controlling entity is sure to hear.
Utahraptor: "You don't need God to dump someone"?
T-Rex: You don't need God to dump someone!! Oh my God, Utahraptor. Yes!
God: T-REX
God: I AM HAPPY TO HELP THOUGH
