T-Rex: So it turns out that there's different kinds of love.

T-Rex: I know! Who knew?

T-Rex: There's ROMANTIC LOVE, but there's also the love you feel for a family member, an activity, religious love, a sandwich, and so on. And we call all these "love", which maybe is why people are so confused about it! What we need are DIFFERENT words for each of these feelings.

Utahraptor: Like other languages!
T-Rex: Aw man! Other languages already stole my idea?

Utahraptor: Long ago, actually! Ancient Greek had words for passionate love (eros), dispassionate love (philia), the love of family (storge), general affection (agape), and so on. Versions of these survive in modern Greek as well!
T-Rex: Aha, but still no sandwich love!

Narrator: EVERY DAY EACH OF US SAYS THE DUMBEST THING WE ARE GOING TO SAY THAT DAY.
T-Rex: Hey, maybe the Ancient Greeks all died out and evolved into Current Greeks PRECISELY BECAUSE they didn't have a word for "sandwich love"??
Narrator: T-REX IS GETTING HIS OUT OF THE WAY EARLY.