T-Rex: If I lived in the past I'd have different beliefs, because I'd have nobody modern around me to teach me anything else!
T-Rex: FACT.
T-Rex: And I find it really unlikely that I would come up with all our modern good stuff on my own, running around saying "YOU GUYS! DEMOCRACY IS PRETTY OKAY. ALSO, WOMEN ARE EQUAL TO MEN, AND RACISM? KIND OF A DICK MOVE!". If I was raised by racist and sexist parents in the middle of a racist and sexist society, I'm pretty certain I'd be racist and sexist! I'm only as enlightened as I am today because I've stood on the shoulders of giants.
Utahraptor: I'm pretty certain you're right!
T-Rex: Okay, good!
T-Rex: But that doesn't make me a terrible person, right? We're judging the past by the standards of the present.
Utahraptor: Right.
T-Rex: Right. So that raises the question: IS EVERYONE FROM THAT PERIOD IN HELL, OR IS HEAVEN OVERWHELMINGLY POPULATED BY RACISTS?!
God: T-REX LISTEN THIS IS WHY I DON'T THINK ABOUT RELIGION THAT HARD
T-Rex: Don't you mean, "This is why YOU shouldn't think about religion that hard"?
God: MAN
God: EITHER WAY
