T-Rex: I bet that I could be an amazing ballet dancer. In fact... yes. Wait. Yes!
T-Rex: Yes, I'm certain of it!
Dromiceiomimus: Ballet is hard and takes years of training, T-Rex! To suggest that you could barge onstage during Swan Lake and just join in is actually kind of offensive to ballet dancers.
T-Rex: Oh, I know! That's not what I meant. I meant, "I bet that, HAD I SPENT YEARS TRAINING, I could be an amazing ballet dancer".
Dromiceiomimus: Ah.
Utahraptor: But it takes more than training!
T-Rex: Oh, of course!
T-Rex: My true meaning was, "I bet that, had I the body type, circumstances, inclination, talent AND training, I could be an amazing ballet dancer."
Utahraptor: Ah. Well. I guess that would indeed be the case.
T-Rex: Yep!
Narrator: MEANWHILE, IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE T-REX IS A BALLET DANCER!
T-Rex: Well, *I* bet that I could be an amazing - um, guy who walks around and talks shit up?
