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May 27th, 2009: I got a bunch of emails yesterday from people confused about the calorie! It is a super-dumb form of measurement that we all still use for some reason. Here's a bit more that I wrote about the calorie and why it's super dumb!

One year ago today: "phallocentric euphoria sounds like regular sex?" - JOEY COMEAU

– Ryan

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