God: T-REX HOW COME YOUR IDEA OF ULTIMATE MANLINESS INVOLVES HIGH FIVING THREE WOMEN AT ONCE T-Rex: I dunno. Probably because it's awesome!
T-Rex: As the saying goes, "three women are thrice as nice"!
God: OKAY YEAH PROBABLY BUT IT SEEMS LIKE YOU EQUATE MANLINESS WITH POLYAMORY AND I FIND THAT REALLY INTERESTING T-Rex: Oh, with high fives standing in for sex? It's not THAT interesting. Our culture equates virility with manliness and so, hey presto, someone who can get more people pregnant is manlier! It's super dumb, because getting someone pregnant isn't difficult! People do it accidentally ALL THE TIME.
Utahraptor: I really don't see this "pregnancies induced equals manliness" connection! T-Rex: Really?
Utahraptor: Yes, really. I don't see the paragon of manhood as being able to successfully deliver sperm to the most eggs. It's a very literally biological view of manliness, you know? I think we as a gender can aim higher. T-Rex: Fine, Utahraptor, what's your manliest man then?
Narrator: UTAHRAPTOR'S MANLIEST MAN: Off panel: Someone who is able to lead well, but also is able to admit to and correct their mistakes. T-Rex: weaaaaaaaak Off panel: Also, someone who doesn't heckle his friends when he disagrees. T-Rex: that's not meeeeeee
What are the haps my friends
This comic is from May 29th, 2009! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?