T-Rex: You know that story where a classy guy takes a not-so-classy lady and then makes her classy?
God: PYGMALION
T-Rex: My Fair Lady, yeah!
T-Rex: I think it's time for some My Fair Lady sequels!
T-Rex: Like one where the lady from the first story takes a not-so-classy guy and sculpts HIM into total class!
Dromiceiomimus: That's a bit obvious for a sequel, don't you think?
T-Rex: Okay, so we mix it up some! The lady takes a not-so-classy guy and turns him into a classy LADY! Whoah, what just happened? I know I'M intrigued!
Utahraptor: Why not write your own story?
T-Rex: That's what I'm doing!
T-Rex: The story of a not-so-classy person who becomes classy and then has some problems - it's as old as time, man! I'm riffing on the themes that have obsessed our culture since forever or at least since the 1900s.
Utahraptor: That's not a bad point. Okay! I look forward to seeing what you come up with!
Narrator: THE NEXT DAY:
T-Rex: Utahraptor! All I've come up with is the name of the dude for when he becomes a classy lady: Professorita Henrietta Higginsfem!
T-Rex: I'll tell you one thing!
T-Rex: Writing is hard, but THAT is an excellent start!
