T-Rex: A sassy cat! FROM SPACE. A sassy cat from space who has an eye patch with a skull and crossbones on it and who has swapped out his feet for bolted-on rocket boots!
T-Rex: A sassy cat from space who reliably sports a top hat under his fishbowl helmet!
T-Rex: A sassy cat from space who carries a crossbow PLUS has all those earlier properties too! That's my "Sassy Space Cat" character sketch, Dromiceiomimus! He's available for the role of title protagonist ONLY.
Dromiceiomimus: You're making a list of - characters?
T-Rex: Yep, a book! It's a proud tradition, long available to writers who just don't have any plots right now!
Utahraptor: Really? What other characters do you have?
T-Rex: SO MANY, Utahraptor!
T-Rex: Does "Stern Librarian (Nonsexy)" pique your interest? Perhaps you'd be interested in "Wacky Landlord (Actually Racist)", "Sage Older Man" or "Overheated, Panting Dog"? Maybe your interests run more to "Astonished Plutocrat with Monocle", "Rapping Dickensian Orphan", or "Puking Anthropomorphized Park Slide"?
T-Rex: Perhaps instead you'd like to purchase "Self-interested Bear", "Shorn Cyclist", or "BEACH BUNNY CHURCHILL"??
Off panel: Beach Bunny Churchill?
T-Rex: Winston Churchill dressed as a beach bunny.
T-Rex: I figure - supporting character in an historical drama?
