T-Rex: The earth's orbiting around the sun, but our sun is orbiting around the center of the friggin' galaxy!
T-Rex: At a speed of over eight hundred thousand kilometers an hour, no less!
T-Rex: But the galaxy is so big that each orbit takes 250 million years. So every second that passes, we're orbiting to a new part of space hundreds of kilometers away, where NO OTHER LIVING THING ON THE PLANET has ever been!
Dromiceiomimus: Well, not exactly. Life here is 4 billion years old, remember, so older forms of life have been here before. 16 times before, actually.
T-Rex: ...TRUE.
Utahraptor: But dinosaurs have only been around for like 160 million years!
T-Rex: Yes!
T-Rex: So, at best, WE'VE only done a little over half an orbit - so we are exploring the universe! We're going where no dinosaur has gone before!
Utahraptor: Sure, I'll give you that. Why make such a big deal about this though?
T-Rex: Because Utahraptor, it means that today is the first time in history, in ALL EXISTENCE, that a dinosaur - me! - did anything from the exact location in the universe that we're at right now!
T-Rex: MEDALS FOR EVERYONE