Narrator: COMPRESSED SONG COMICS today's song POKER FACE by LADY GAGA
T-Rex: Lady Gaga analogizes sex to poker! In the song, I mean!
T-Rex: To hear her tell it, she intends to get her male opponent "hot", and then, she intends to show him "what she's got". She assures us, the audience, now presumably with one raised eyebrow, that this unnamed protagonist (adversary? It is difficult to tell) is fully unable to read her poker face.
Utahraptor: He's unable, he's unable to see past her facade of bluffing! T-Rex: Fah-fah-fah-facade of bluffing
T-Rex: To proceed: she wants to spend time with him; she believes they'll present an appearance of aloof disinterest. Russian roulette is different if you remove the gun from the endeavor. Utahraptor: And when it comes to the act of physical love, Lady Gaga becomes bored if it's too tender!!
T-Rex: In conclusion, Lady Gaga repeats her claim of her facade of bluffing being perfect no less than four more times, so it must be true. Off panel: Fah-fah-fah-facade of bluffing