March 17th, 2010: Gentle readers, cats and kittens! I sell shirts and prints and giant stuffed T-Rexes, did you know that? Any ONE of these items is 100% certified to make you 100% sexy. YOU CAN'T MAKE CLAIMS LIKE THAT ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO BACK THEM UP. I feel certain that you will love this shirt:

...which you can zoom in on here.

One year ago today: i wrote this whole comic before actually thinking to check that st. patrick lived before the 1200s. turns out he lived from around 387 AD to 461 AD! thanks, st. patrick! YOU SAVED ME FROM HAVING TO SCRAP A COMEDIC PREMISE

– Ryan