March 22nd, 2010: Guys I'm still in Scotland! Joey Comeau is at my place in Canada and he's "holding down the fort" and having "parties that are not appropriate for all ages" and "frantically trying to find a new couch that looks enough like the old couch that Ryan won't notice" and "wondering if a seven-year-old friendship is even worth all this couch hassle".

One year ago today: for those not keeping track of t-rex's nicknames for his fists, they run as follows: knuckles and chuckles; rocco and choco: the twins! who! punch!; the chinese buffet; geraldine and geraldina; and now, plans b through c.

– Ryan