Narrator: HOW TO ASK SOMEONE OUT ON A DATE
T-Rex: Asking folks out is EASY. But first, you need to find someone you find super attractive!

T-Rex: CHECK.

T-Rex: And now that you've met me, you need to figure out what I'm into. Come up with something I can't resist! Do I like movies? Dancing? Eating burgers until I've eaten ALL the burgers?
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, do you want to go out with me this weekend? I thought we could go on a hot air balloon ride, eat all the burgers, and then PARACHUTE OUR WAY HOME.
T-Rex: YES.
T-Rex: Holy crap YES.

T-Rex: This is what I'm talking about!! This is going to be the best date ever IN TIME.
Utahraptor: It may be illegal though!

T-Rex: Man, who's going to catch us? There's no such thing as SKY POLICE, Utahraptor. Laws don't extend more than 100 meters off the ground anyway.
Utahraptor: Sometimes I wonder where you get your facts from. Discredited children's books? That's my current theory.
Utahraptor: ...Is it discredited children's books?

Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary! You know what?
T-Rex: The best dates are the ones where, even if you get arrested, you're still totally gonna do it again.