T-Rex: The number of hamburgers in my body is probably around 3. That's a 'thr' followed by two 'e's!
T-Rex: Guys!
T-Rex: That's an acceptable amount of friggin' burgers!
T-Rex: But to compare, the number of burgers in the universe is EVEN MORE. Let's lowball it and say it's at least a million right now: that's one followed by six zeroes! And that means that the percentage of the burgers in the universe right now that are INSIDE ME is... zero point
Dromiceiomimus: zero
T-Rex: zero
Utahraptor: zero
T-Rex: three!
Utahraptor: Are we sure there's a million burgers on the planet? That seems a little high.
T-Rex: Really? I thought it was low. People put hamburgers in warehouses, right? Burger warehouses?
Utahraptor: I guess?
T-Rex: ...anyway, this leads us nicely into my new business card slogan:
T-Rex: HELLO! I ATE THREE BURGERS TODAY!
T-Rex: "IT'S A START"
