Narrator: A DISAPPOINTING DAY
T-Rex: Maybe I should get some laser eye surgery.
T-Rex: Maybe I should get some laser THIGH surgery!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Maybe I should think before I open my mouth
Narrator: THE END
Utahraptor: Whoah, pretty harsh on yourself there!
T-Rex: Not really! Laser thigh surgery's a dumb idea.
T-Rex: I'm not even sure what the lasers would do!
Utahraptor: What w-
T-Rex: And before you say "What WOULDN'T they do?" to cheer me up, know this:
T-Rex: They would not enhance your thighs, unless you think your thighs would be enhanced by TINY HOLES carved by the focused and mighty gaze of HYPERION HIMSELF.
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...Okay yeah that does sound awesome
