God: T-REX SETTLE A BET
God: WHAT'S FOR DINNER
T-Rex: Chocolate's for dinner, my friend! MILK CHOCOLATE. Followed by an apéritif of dark chocolate!
T-Rex: Preceded by an appetizer of caramel-filled chocolate!
T-Rex: Predicated on a first course of peanut-butter filled chocolate, of course, which is followed by palate cleanser of raspberry filling-filled chocolate: DANG. All this is following a mint chocolate intermezzo. And THEN, an amuse-bouche of candied almond chocolate!
T-Rex: WITH PUFFED RICE IN IT.
Utahraptor: And then some white chocolate?
T-Rex: And then some white chocolate!
T-Rex: And a second course of extra dark chocolate with caramel, with more challenging courses of mint chocolate with raspberry filling and organic chocolate with peanut-butter filling and mint slipstreamed in.
Utahraptor: For dessert?
T-Rex: Choco peanuts and gummy bears, with post dessert choco coffee beans!
T-Rex: Parallel to all this, AS USUAL, is 50% through 90% dark chocolate in strict 0.5% increments. So! Did we win the bet, God?
God: LISTEN T-REX
God: I DESIGNED YOU TO EAT MEAT SO UM
God: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
