T-Rex: Oh boy, am I ever glad I read the news today! I certainly am happy with all the terrible things happening in the world.
T-Rex: Attention, everyone within the sound of my voice! I was attempting:
T-Rex: SARCASM
Dromiceiomimus: So what bad news did you read, T-Rex? Oil spills? Environmental collapse? Global warming? Ast-
T-Rex: Oh man! Oh crap!! Oh crap crap crap!
T-Rex: I forgot about global warming AGAIN
Utahraptor: Man! Are you going to tell us what you read in the news or not?
T-Rex: Oh, just about octopods!
T-Rex: Just how they're massing in gangs a thousand strong in the Pacific, eating anything in their path, PULLING FISHERMEN OFF THEIR BOATS. Just that sort of thing!!
Utahraptor: Really? That's so sinister.
T-Rex: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS!
Narrator: LATER, AT HOME:
Off panel: TELL OUR PACIFIC ASSOCIATES WE SAY "HELLO", T-REX.
T-Rex: I - okay? Listen, how did you get into my k-
Off panel: AND ALSO THAT WE SAY "MESSAGE RECEIVED, PLAN OMEGA BLACK PHASE TWO COMMIT"
Off panel: "GO GO GO"
