T-Rex: Aw geez. Okay.
T-Rex: The sender of this card is REALLY SORRY.

Narrator: I HEARD YOU HAVING SEX LAST NIGHT
Narrator: a web card

T-Rex: The sender of this card wants you to know they couldn't help listening in. The sound was, like - everywhere. And the sender of this card is still thinking about it the next day, enough to send you this web card. But let's not make things "weird", okay? Let's ALL just get past this.
Dromiceiomimus: Wouldn't the very act of sending this card make things weird?
T-Rex: IMPOSSIBLE

Utahraptor: Yeah, the rules are that you pretend you didn't hear! Then you NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN.
T-Rex: Maybe it keeps happening !

T-Rex: Maybe the sender of this card knows every time it happens because it's like a radio broadcast they can't turn off, only the radio is broadcasting moans and groans and "I'm sorry"s and "Bombs away!"s.
Utahraptor: ...
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR I COULD HEAR IT AND I WASN'T EVEN IN THE SAME HOUSE AS THE SENDER OF THIS CARD

T-Rex: Anyway, dear loud sexin' recipient of this card! LIKE, EVERYONE HEARD YOU
T-Rex: ...Not sure what else there is to say really, check yourself before you wreck yourself