God: T-REX YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS GINGER PEANUT
T-Rex: That's not an adult's nickname! That's what you call a little kid who investigates mysteries, only she's really just running around with a toy magnifying glass!
God: HAH HAH THAT'S ADORABLE
T-Rex: Okay, so give me a better one!
God: T-REX THERE ARE NO BETTER CHARACTERS THAN GINGER PEANUT
T-Rex: I meant a better nickname!
God: ONE DAY GINGER PEANUT'S DOG SPARKY GOES MISSING BUT REALLY HER DAD JUST TOOK HIM TO THE VET
God: GINGER PEANUT GOES ON A MYSTERY-SOLVING ADVENTURE AND AT THE END CHECKS THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND THERE IN THE HAMPER WITH A SOCK STUCK ON HIS EAR IS SPARKY
God: HER DAD BROUGHT HIM BACK FROM THE VET
T-Rex: Yeah, I got that!
Utahraptor: Got what?
T-Rex: What God's saying!
God: ANOTHER TIME GINGER PEANUT SOLVES AN ACTUAL MYSTERY BY ACCIDENT AND THE MAYOR GIVES HER A BRAND NEW MAGNIFYING GLASS IN THANKS
T-Rex: He's talking up Ginger Peanut, Kid Detective!
Utahraptor: Sounds adorable!
T-Rex: It's not as adorable as thinking up new nicknames for ME could be
God: T-REX GIVE ME THREE GOOD REASONS WHY I SHOULDN'T DESTROY THIS UNIVERSE IN FAVOUR OF A NEW ONE FEATURING GINGER PEANUT AND SPARKY
T-Rex: Easy!
God: IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
T-Rex: Well frig, THIS isn't gonna go well for Team Entire Universe!
