T-Rex: In French, each noun is either a boy or a girl, which means you've got a 50% chance of making a mistake that does not impact the ACTUAL meaning of your sentence, but which still makes you wrong. This is how French says "screw you" to every student of the language.
T-Rex: That's right! I've finally confirmed what we've all suspected!
T-Rex: And French isn't the only dick here: most Indo-European languages have gendered nouns too. We don't have infinite space in our brains, and speakers of these languages are forced to use up precious neurons remembering whether the moon - THE MOON, ladies and gentlemen - is a boy or a girl. SPOILER ALERT: it's a dude to the Polish and a chick to the French. Woo hoo. Hey, hope you didn't need to remember where you put your keys!
Utahraptor: Did someone just fail a French test? T-Rex: If you're asking if I failed to care about imaginary moon sex organs, then YES.
T-Rex: Man, why don't we give everything a sexual orientation too while we're at it? From now on, the moon is gay! The Earth is heteroflexible, and the moon: 100% SUPER HOMOSEXUAL. Utahraptor: So it's a lesbian to the French and a gay dude to the Polish? T-Rex: YES. THIS IS WHAT WILL MAKE SENSE TO THEM.
T-Rex: Attention, world! This started out as sarcasm but now I'm honestly 100% behind the idea of a gay French moon! T-Rex: To be honest, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD MY SUSPICIONS.
What are the haps my friends
March 9th, 2011:If you're working on a secret project where you're going to surprise me by translating all my comics into French, feel free to make this one about dogs or something! It seems the only possible course of action?