March 24th, 2011: OKAY I DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANYONE BUT WE MAY HAVE JUST MAXED OUT CUTE

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I PRESENT TO YOU

WEE REX

HE IS AS INEXPENSIVE AS A T-SHIRT AND EXTREMELY CUTE, HE IS AT ULTIMATE CUTE

HE WANTS TO LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE; LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN

One year ago today: I saw "Up In The Air" with Emily Horne of A Softer World Dot Com, and before the movie I remarked how I don't understand women because most of them seem to like men and I really don't see what's so attractive about men in the first place, and then during the movie I leaned over and said, "Nevermind."

– Ryan