my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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May 13th, 2011: I read a bunch of the submissions we've already received for Machine Of Death 2 yesterday and I am SUPER EXCITED about the book, you guys. It's open submissions - you should send one in! Writing stories is FUN

One year ago today: okay, fine, i'm sorry. here's an email with a png file attached; we cool?

– Ryan

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