Devil: GREETINGS T-REX I HAVE DISCOVERED SOME INTERESTING STAR TREK FACTS
T-Rex: Huh!
Devil: THAT I NOW PROPOSE SHARING WITH YOU
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: MAKE IT SO.
Devil: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE SAME WARP FIELD TECHNOLOGY THAT ALLOWS THE ENTERPRISE TO TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT IS ALSO USED IN THE SHIP'S COMPUTER CORE IN A NON-PROPULSIVE MANNER TO FACILITATE FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CALCULATIONS
T-Rex: That's awesome! Like the old saying goes, once you have warp field technology, all your problems start to look like nails that could have warp field technology applied to them.
T-Rex: And it proves once and for all that Star Trek is better than Star Wars!
Utahraptor: What does?
T-Rex: Star Trek uses warp technology to speed up their computers, while the Star Wars jerks never apply hyperspace to THEIR compudroids or whatever!
Utahraptor: I believe Lucasian hyperspace is more "routes that are travelled" than "technology that can be adapted in new ways".
T-Rex: Ah, but are you considering the full Expanded Universe when you say that?
T-Rex: I don't actually know what I'm saying; I've just won Star Wars arguments before when I've said that sentence.
T-Rex: Heads up!
