T-Rex: Ohhhh, my hot water heater's out again and I don't know what to say!
T-Rex: I've been taking cold showers almost every day!
T-Rex: And though I know that entropy makes everything decay / It's kinda left the shower-based aspects of my life in disarray!
Dromiceiomimus: Based on a true story?
T-Rex: Inspired by true events, yes!!
Utahraptor: Didn't you write a song the last time your hot water heater broke?
T-Rex: Sure did!
T-Rex: I'm not much of a "songsmithery" but I guess I know my muse! It's, um, cold showers.
Utahraptor: Do you think there's a market for those songs?
T-Rex: As long as folks with hot water want to be reminded of when that goes away, I'll be there to sing about that circumstance!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: I stopped singing my hot water heater songs! No real reason, though.
T-Rex: I guess I just forgot that as soon as my hot water heater gets fixed, I instantly stop caring about hot water heaters forever
