T-Rex: First, I email tons of people the winners of tomorrow's horse race!

T-Rex: Only I don't really know who's gonna win tomorrow's horse race!

T-Rex: So I email different names to tons of different people, knowing that there'll be ONE groups that gets the correct winner, showing them that I apparently have FUTURE HORSE KNOWLEDGE. I then repeat the process on the winners over and over, until I've got a small group that's seen me be right EVERY SINGLE TIME. Then I say "enough freebies, you gotta pay me now" and have become a scam artiste!

Utahraptor: It's a nice scam, but I don't pal around with scammers so you'll need to find a new bestie!

Narrator: ENDING ONE:
T-Rex: Wait, does "bestie" mean "best friend" or is it a contraction of "best tie"?
Utahraptor: "Best friend".
T-Rex: Well! May I be the first to say:
T-Rex: Noooooooo

Narrator: ENDING TWO:
T-Rex: The other ending has leaked over into this one!
T-Rex: Utahraptor!
T-Rex: I still really want to be pals!!