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August 22nd, 2011: This weekend I went with some friends to bet on the galloping steeds and kept picking the wrong horses with my dinky $2 bets; how am I supposed to become a gambling addict when I KEEP LOSING

One year ago today: it's almost 2015, we need to get on the new sweet slang STAT. scratch that, we need to download some zero-day hi-rez slang broadband

– Ryan

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