T-Rex: I think I'd be really good at writing comedy! And I also think I'd be great at writing horror and EROTICAL FICTION/BIOGRAPHY.
T-Rex: They're all genres wherein your body tells you when you're doing it right!
T-Rex: If I write good comedy, I know it's good because I laugh! And good horror and erotica provoke a physical response too: scaredy motions and/or PRIVATE TIMES, respectively. My body lets me know "Hey, this bit works. Good job." by PHYSICALLY CHANGING STATE, which, when you think about it, is basically amazing.
T-Rex: And that's why humour, horror and erotica are the #1 best genres!
Utahraptor: But your body changes all the time!
Utahraptor: If you write a really dramatic scene, your heart rate goes up!
T-Rex: Come on! Who writes drama hooked up to a heart monitor?
Utahraptor: The extre-
T-Rex: Um, BESIDES THE EXTREMELY ELDERLY, OBVIOUSLY.
T-Rex: Um, IT'S REALLY SAD TO CONSIDER LIVING THAT WAY, OBVIOUSLY.
