my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

November 14th, 2011: I am in Easthampton, doing all those signed requests for my new book you all ordered last week! Thank you everyone who did this! So far "fez" and "top hat" are popular choices, which is great, because they are also CLASSY choices. I have also drawn "T-Rex wearing Wee Rex as a hat" which was fun. GOOD HAT REQUESTS EVERYONE; KEEP IT UP.

I was supposed to be done signing today but my car broke down on the way and stranded me for exactly 24 hours while it was fixed. I stayed in a place where I could buy a bucket of microwaveable ribs that came in an actual bucket. The package said it was "equivalent" to a full rack of ribs, which could raise no more concerns even if "equivalent", "full", and "ribs" each had an asterisk after them.


One year ago today: i've been saying "new autobiography title" after my friends say something particularly great, which is how joey comeau's autobiography has come to be called "are you saying NONE of us had sex all weekend? - the joey comeau story"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out