T-Rex: Today I am going to plagiarize out-of-copyright books! And I choose...
T-Rex: MACBETH.

T-Rex: And here we go!!

T-Rex: "Macbeth was a king, I think? And his wife made him murder... someone... because... there's witches?"
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, I hate that this is now a question that's going to have been asked, but -
Dromiceiomimus: *sigh*
Dromiceiomimus: Did you even read the book you're plagiarizing?

T-Rex: I did! I had to read it for school I'm pretty sure.
Utahraptor: And I'M going to regret asking this, but -

Utahraptor: Did you even read at least the Wikipedia plot summary of the book you're plagiarizing?
T-Rex: Nope! This is PURE ME, baby.
Utahraptor: Somehow, you've found a new rung below plagiarists on the author ladder: "plagiarists who didn't even look at Wikipedia". Congrats, I guess?

Narrator: LATER, T-REX CHECKS WIKIPEDIA:
T-Rex: Hello?! The Macbeth article is like 10 pagedowns long!!
T-Rex: UMMMMM
T-Rex: I'M NOT MADE OF PAGEDOWNS, WIKIPEDIA

December 14th, 2011: SHIPPING DEADLINE: today at noon EST! Absolute last chance to get orders shipped internationally. See below the comics for all the deadlines!

Today I give to you two comics! For the next few weeks I'm writing DINOSAUR SANTA COMICS for Comics Alliance, which means you'll get comics with a brand new layout! AND SANTA IS IN IT. The first one is up right now. I hope you like it! And here is this entirely awesome comic about quantum pixels; let me tell you this: YOU WILL ENJOY THIS, I PROMISE.

Speaking of Comics Alliance, they put this guy, the Largest T-Rex Plush Ever In Time:

in their holiday gift guide! NICE. If you want one for Christmas you should act quick!

One year ago today: scott was bad ass: "Had we lived, I should have had a tale to tell of the hardihood, endurance, and courage of my companions which would have stirred the heart of every Englishman. These rough notes and our dead bodies must tell the tale."

– Ryan