T-Rex: Which bro did not forget about buying Christmas presents for his friends this year?? I'll give you a hint: it's a bro who is saying this sentence right... NOW.
T-Rex: That's right, it's me: your awesome friend T-Rex!
T-Rex: I bought presents for this year in MARCH, Dromiceiomimus. March TWO YEARS AGO. Do you know how crazy that is? FINALLY, Past Me set it up so that Present Me wins!
Dromiceiomimus: Congratulations? I guess? The ability to envision possible futures is one thing that separates us from the animals.
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus!! That's RACISMS
Utahraptor: So what'd you get me?
T-Rex: Oh, don't worry! It's something awesome.
T-Rex: And to stop you from finding it, I hid it well within my house: it's INSIDE THE WALLS, dude. I haven't touched it since I put it there, safe and sound, two years ago!!
Utahraptor: Haven't you moved since then?
T-Rex: AW FRIG ALL MY PRESENTS ARE STUCK IN MY OLD HOUSE
God: T-REX IS IT TIME FOR XMAS BREAKS AND ENTERS
T-Rex: Nope! Instead I'll buy new presents and leave those ones there as a gift to whoever demolishes the house!!
God: OKAY
God: WHEN I TELL THIS STORY I'M GONNA SAY YOU DID XMAS BREAKS AND ENTERS
