T-Rex: Which of these three titles is best: "Sherlock Holmes vs Sherlock Holmes", "Sherlock Holmes Unlocks The Secrets of Effective High-Performance MySQL Database Administration", or "Sherlock Holmes and the Astral Plane (I Mean The Kind With Wings)"?
T-Rex: Guys!! I'll take the most popular title and write that book!
T-Rex: Give the audience what they want, you know? And rather than guessing, I'm straight-out asking: what do you want? Seriously. Tell me and I'll make it happen.
Dromiceiomimus: Can I get a non-Sherlock Holmes story?
T-Rex: NO
T-Rex: That is an INVALID RESPONSE
Utahraptor: Okay, I vote for the database one!
T-Rex: Perfect!
T-Rex: "'MySQL's plug-in storage engine architecture makes it versatile in a variety of usage scenarios,' Sherlock read."
Utahraptor: Wait, is your book an existing DB book with "Sherlock read" added every few sentences?
T-Rex: I found out it's not plagiarism that way!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: I found out my information was incorrect somehow!!
