Narrator: EMERGENCY KNOWLEDGE ABOUT HOW TO LAND AIRPLANES
Narrator: print and save, but do not read until you need to know about landing airplanes like RIGHT THIS SECOND
T-Rex: Oh crap!! LANDING AIRPLANES?!
T-Rex: Okay okay okay STAY COOL JUST - JUST STAY COOL. We can learn about landing airplanes really fast. Dromiceiomimus, can you pull up Wikipedia real quick? Tell me if there's a "how to land an airplane it's an emergency" article, and if there's not, then why not?
Dromiceiomimus: I'm not by a computer!
T-Rex: OH CRAAAAAAAAP
Utahraptor: Just go off the top of your head!
T-Rex: Yes! Good idea!
T-Rex: Airplanes can be found in many sizes: small, medium, and yes, even large! In terms of landing one, you'll need landing gear, which can be many colours, as paint can be applied to the wheels -
Utahraptor: THIS IS NOT REAL INFORMATION, T-REX!
T-Rex: AAAAAAHHHHH!!
T-Rex: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
