T-Rex: The war of dinosaur vampires vs zombie ghosts has been won! The afterlife belongs to the friendly vampires, which is better than zombies!!
T-Rex: Yaaaaaaaaay!
T-Rex: But here on Earth, many greedy vampires remain: feeding on the mortals left behind, refusing to step gladly into the light! So it's up to the few mortals left to overthrow the vampires and carve out a new Earth Utopia! WE MUST KILL THE VAMPIRES THAT BETRAYED US.
Dromiceiomimus: And what happens?
T-Rex: We lose! We're fighting AGELESS COMBAT-TRAINED VAMPIRES, yo.
Utahraptor: So all is lost?
T-Rex: Not exactly!
T-Rex: We're trying to kill the vampires during the day when they're the most vulnerable - but they fight us in the shade. So instead, we attack at night!
Utahraptor: That gives vampires the advantage, dude!
T-Rex: Oh, sure! That's exactly what they think too.
T-Rex: UNTIL THEY SEE AN IMMORTAL ARMY OF PISSED-OFF GHOSTS MATERIALIZE BESIDE US! Dude, throw in a love story and you've got a bestselling trilogy IN THE BAG!!
T-Rex: I'm serious; please throw in a love story; I'm terrible at writing characters with what I'm told are "genuine emotions"
