Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH THE MAIN CHARACTER IS TIRED OF PUNS AND SO EVERYBODY DIES
T-Rex: I wonder what the longest word in the dictionary is!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, do you know what the longest word in the dictionary is?
Dromiceiomimus: Hmm... is this a riddle? Is the answer "longest"?
T-Rex: Ha ha, no, this isn't a riddle. It's a real question I'm investigating!
Utahraptor: Ooh! T-Rex! I know the longest word in the dictionary!
T-Rex: What?
Utahraptor: "Smiles"!
T-Rex: "Smiles".
Utahraptor: Because there's a "mile" between the first and last letters!
T-Rex: That's it!
T-Rex: Everybody dies!
