T-Rex: Let's say I have a cat!
T-Rex: And let's say this cat gets hungry!
T-Rex: And let's say I don't want this cat to eat me (the real reason anyone feeds a cat? PERHAPS??) so I go to the store and what do I buy?
Dromiceiomimus: ...Cat food?
T-Rex: EXACTLY!! Pets get to eat one thing and be done with it! They don't worry about NUTRITION, because it's all taken care of in that one food!
Utahraptor: They CAN'T worry about nutrition.
T-Rex: Same difference, baby!
T-Rex: Meanwhile I have to navigate a grocery store full of food: there's good food, there's junk food, and I bet if I chose one random item and ate only that I'd DIE. How is that fair?
Utahraptor: You get a choice!
T-Rex: Sure, but where's the easy option? Where's the opt-out??
T-Rex: Utahraptor, real talk!
T-Rex: I would eat out of a box labelled "Dedicated To The People Who Get Hungry And Don't Care About Food, But Also Don't Want To Die", like, MINIMUM three times a week
