T-Rex: Some rappers brag too much!
T-Rex: That's right! I said it!
T-Rex: EARLY hip hop was more concerned with how fun it was to be rapping to the beat, and with assuring us that what we were hearing was not a test. I miss those days!
Dromiceiomimus: You miss one song in particular that you listen to twice a day really loud?
T-Rex: TRUE. But I miss it when it's not those times when I do that!
Utahraptor: So what do you want raps about?
T-Rex: New subjects!
T-Rex: Let's have songs about REAL LIFE: raps about running out of salt and thinking "wow when was the last time I bought salt?". Raps about thinking how ridiculous it is to have to buy salt when it's in the oceans for free. Raps about considering if you could take extra salt off the sidewalk in winter and save money that way. Is it edible?
T-Rex: It's all salt, right? If it's dirty, I could wash it. I mean, it would dissolve, but then I could evaporate that water and recover the salt!
Off panel: T-Rex, do you... want some salt?
T-Rex: No man, I got this
