T-Rex: So let's say a miracle is something really special - a literal one in a million chance!
T-Rex: And let's say, conservatively, that we're awake eight hours a day!
T-Rex: And let's go on being conservative and say that only one event happens around us per second!
Dromiceiomimus: One event?
T-Rex: Sure! Like, right now, talking to me is an event. You're looking at me and standing during this event. Events happen CONSTANTLY, but we'll be good and reduce them to one per second.
Utahraptor: So eight hours is... 28,800 seconds, right?
T-Rex: Sure, yeah! Probably!
Utahraptor: And that means we'll have a million events in 34.7 days. Which means you can expect to see a one-in-a-million chance about once a month!
T-Rex: EXACTLY. Miracles are commonplace! Improbable things happen, and given enough chances, even way super unlikely things will happen for sure!
Narrator: AT THIS EXACT MOMENT, A COIN FLIP HAS LANDED NOT HEAD OR TAILS, BUT PERFECTLY BALANCED ON ITS SIDE. HOWEVER, NOBODY HERE SAW IT HAPPEN:
T-Rex: Anyway!
T-Rex: That's all I had to say, I think I'm going back to bed now
