my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
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September 11th, 2012: Remember when T-Rex made fortune cookies? Well don't be alarmed because sometimes fiction bleeds into reality and all I'm saying is THEY BECAME REAL AND YOU CAN BUY THEM.

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One year ago today: If you want people to think you want to look cultured but don't understand what that means, put a replica of david outside your house! DO IT.

– Ryan

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