Narrator: GLUTEN COMICS
T-Rex: Gluten is a protein composite that can be found in all sorts of food!

T-Rex: Which is super concerning, as it's a GOVERNMENT SPONSORED MIND-CONTROL ADDITIVE!!

T-Rex: Gluten, or G.L.U.T.E.N., stands for "Governmental Limitation of Understanding and Thinking: Experimental Nanocompound". When ingested in sufficient quantities, it changes the way your mind works, making you more pliable to messages of control and submission!
Dromiceiomimus: But some bakeries offer gluten-free bread.
T-Rex: THEY'RE THE UNDERGROUND. Notice how they never last for long??

Utahraptor: Okay, how do you fit people with Celiac disease into your theory?
T-Rex: DUDE.

T-Rex: They're allergic to gluten: THEIR BODIES DON'T ABSORB IT. That makes them the only ones immune to governmental mind control! They're our freedom fighters, Utahraptor!!
Utahraptor: T-Rex: are you 100% certain, beyond a doubt, that you didn't just read... a wildly vandalized Wikipedia page?

Narrator: LATER, T-REX READS THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR "GLUTEN" WHEN IT'S NOT VANDALIZED:
T-Rex: Good news about gluten, everyone! It's not an experimental nanocompound!
T-Rex: Bad news about reality, everyone! It's WAY more boring than it could've been!!