Narrator: DOG JOKES
T-Rex: Who wants to hear jokes about dogs?! I sure hope you do!

T-Rex: AND I SURE HOPE YOU BROUGHT SOME, because I'm tapped!

Dromiceiomimus: Well, this has been a disappointing morning
Narrator: THE END

Narrator: CAT JOKES
T-Rex: Who wants to hear jokes about cats?! I sure hope -
Utahraptor: - you know some!

Utahraptor: Because if not I'm going into the bank and saying "I am T-Rex wearing a Utahraptor mask, and the next time I come here WITHOUT my Utahraptor mask I'm totally robbing this place! These words forever take precedence over any denials I may say in the future."
T-Rex: ...MAN. That's watertight!

T-Rex: Okay, you've earned this one, my friend! What kind of cat keeps your grass short? A lawn MEOWer!
Off panel: Wow
Off panel: On second thought I'm doing that bank thing anyway