God: IT'S AGAIN TIME FOR ROMANCE TIPS WITH T-REX
T-Rex: Alright, alright. Fine.
T-Rex: *ahem*
T-Rex: Love!

T-Rex: It's PROBABLY worth the effort??

T-Rex: Okay, so everyone's looking for love, right? This being the case, the smart move isn't to join that huge amorphous crowd. The smart move is to let those suckers find you! You need to make yourself FOUND. You need to make yourself a catch!
Dromiceiomimus: How do you do that?
T-Rex: Easy! BE AWESOME.

T-Rex: And if you're not yet awesome, get that way! Better yourself: explore things that interest you, whatever!
Utahraptor: Yes!

Utahraptor: If you put all your points into making yourself more AWESOME, then even if you're still single at the end, who friggin' cares? You're awesome now.
T-Rex: Plus, you're doing all the stuff you want. If you don't have a sweetie, it doesn't matter: life is awesome! You're awesome!!

T-Rex: Yes sir!
T-Rex: In conclusion: manipulate others, events, and yourself to get what you want, the end