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October 2nd, 2012: A poem!

I have found a rhyming dictionary
It's in my pocket so that I can carry
it around to write some really very
good rhymes like for example "wild cherry"

One year ago today: t-rex is using the rhetorical 'you' here, not referring to utahraptor specifically. okay, look. i'll tell you when you're older.

– Ryan

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