October 30th, 2012: My physicist friend Ben Tippett, who you should remember from his amazing Unified Theory of Superman's Powers scientific paper, has done it again, just for you on Hallowe'en: Possible Bubbles of Spacetime Curvature in the South Pacific, or, in other words, A UNIFIED THEORY OF CTHULHU. Ben writes, "specifically, i was able to describe all of the crazy things which the sailor Johansen sees upon the corpse city of R’lyeh using my mad general relativity skills."

THE PAPER IS AMAZING

One year ago today: "not sure what kind of erotica you want to read? why not let a probability system collapse to make the decision for you" - the incredibly compelling slogan of quantum erotica, an actually viable product

– Ryan