T-Rex: Well, I'm perfectly content! Hum de dum de dum.
T-Rex: OH CRAP WHAT IF THEY MAKE A NEW PHONE THAT'S BETTER THAN MY OLD PHONE?!
T-Rex: In history times it wouldn't be unusual to use the exact same technology your grandfather or even great-grandfather did! Now I buy phones knowing they'll be obsolete within two years TOPS, and entire classes of inventions are introduced and obsolete in a single decade! CAR PHONES, ANYONE??
T-Rex: ...They were phones that were built into your car.
Dromiceiomimus: Ohhhhhhh
T-Rex: I don't mean to complain about progress!
Utahraptor: And yet, you are!
T-Rex: I'm not! Here's some REAL TALK: I'm really complaining about myself. I hate that soon there'll be a new phone and I'll WANT it so much I'll despise the perfectly good phone I have now. That's not who I want to be. But I ALSO don't want to be stuck with a Zack Morris phone!
Utahraptor: That reference is as old as your phone!
Off panel: It's been replaced with "a Scott Erickson phone", Scott being the "Zack" character of season one of the spinoff "Saved By the Bell: The New Class".
T-Rex: Utahraptor! I know you're joking but if people are actually saying that, then know this: I WILL DIE A BROKEN MAN.
