Narrator: HOW TO WIN ARGUMENTS
T-Rex: Winning arguments is easy!
T-Rex: The secret is to convince your opponent that arguing with you isn't worthwhile! When they abandon the argument/friendship, you win!
T-Rex: It's really that easy!
Utahraptor: I feel your technique isn't one for winning arguments; rather, it's one for losing friendships!
T-Rex: No!
T-Rex: I SPECIFICALLY specified that it's for winning arguments/friendships.
Utahraptor: First: annoying your opponent doesn't mean you've won. Second: you can't "win" a friendship. It's not a competition! There ARE no winners or losers.
T-Rex: Hmm... sounds to me like somebody lost their last few friendships!
