T-Rex: Do you like drinking blood? If yes, turn to panel 3. If no, go to panel 6.
T-Rex: (That's the "You are not a Dracula, sorry champ" panel, just a heads up!)
Narrator: ARE YOU A DRACULA? A HANDY FLOWCHART TO FIND OUT
T-Rex: So you like drinking blood, huh? Interesting, interesting. Well, let me ask you this: do you like drinking blood... FRESH FROM AN ALIVE BODY??
Dromiceiomimus: Yes: panel 4. No: panel 6.
T-Rex: Weird. Well, have you also been bitten by a Dracula and turned into a Dracula?
Utahraptor: Yes: panel 5. No: panel 6!
T-Rex: Hmm well yes, I think you are indeed a Dracula.
Utahraptor: You are immortal as long as you don't go out in the sun or get stabbed through the heart with a wooden stake!
T-Rex: Don't worry though, that last one's fatal to everyone, so no worries!
T-Rex: Welcome to panel 6! The good news is you're not a Dracula. But the bad news is WHAT THE FRIG, I THINK THERE'S SOME DRACULAS HIDING OUT IN PANEL 5!!
T-Rex: AHHHHH, WE CAN NEVER GO BACK