April 29th, 2013: Reminder that there are but ten colossal T-Rexes left available for sale, and that these bad boys are so big a) you can sleep on them and b) we can't ship them outside of the continental United States (that is pretty big you guys)

One year ago today: this is based on a true story that happened to me, if this dude is out there let me say: i still don't really speak polish, lol, :(

– Ryan