Narrator: COMPRESSED LITERATURE COMICS today's literature: THE TELLTALE HEART, BY EDGAR ALLAN POE
T-Rex: I murdered up a senior citizen!
T-Rex: And then I stuffed the body under the floorboards!
T-Rex: I must say, I planned the murder well and pulled it off perfectly.
Dromiceiomimus: But can't you hear the accursed beating of his heart: a low, dull, quick sound, such as a watch makes when enveloped in cotton? Is it not driving you INSANE?
T-Rex: Ummmm, I can hear my SCIENCE TEXTBOOK telling me about AUDIBLE HALLUCINATIONS and how they AREN'T REAL?
T-Rex: It's an audiobook, see.
Utahraptor: Ah.
T-Rex: Yes, anyway, apropos of nothing, I'd just like to say that being a skeptic who relies on repeated and external verification has helped me a lot in life. Scientific method, baby! Woooo!
Utahraptor: Hooray for science!
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: PS: THE LESSON IS SCIENCE IS COOL, NOT THAT YOU CAN USE SCIENCE TO BE A MORE EFFECTIVE MURDERER
Narrator: ALTHOUGH THAT LAST POINT DOES SEEM, LIKE, PRETTY OBVIOUS
