T-Rex: Hello future generations! Depending on how far in the future you live you may know me as a senior citizen or even a combination skeleton/ghost, but at the time I'm saying these words I'm a young dude! I'm young and cool!
T-Rex: I'm kissin' on babes, like - often!!
T-Rex: I mention this only to establish my credentials as a dude who is worth listening to. And today I come to you with a question, future generations: PRECISELY HOW SICK ARE YOUR VIDEO GAMES??
T-Rex: They're probably pretty sick, huh?
T-Rex: They're like - mad sicky? They're so great that you're like "ahh, so sick!!"?
Utahraptor: Are you... expecting an answer?
T-Rex: I should make that more clear!
T-Rex: Please let me know how sick your video games are, future generations, by sending a message back in time to this precise moment. Riiiiight now. Now.
Utahraptor: ...
Utahraptor: No dice, dude.
T-Rex: OH MY GOD THE VIDEO GAMES WERE TOO SICK TO TAKE A BREAK FROM, AHHHHHH, THE FUTURE RULES
T-Rex: AHHHHHHHH
T-Rex: I CAN'T WAIT TO LIVE THERE AND BE OLD, BUT ALSO COOL, DUE TO MY CONTINUED INTEREST IN YOUTH CULTURE
