T-Rex: My superspy character, Angola Maldives, was on another mission! But it had gone poorly and he got captured by the bad guy, one Turkmenistan "Stan" Barents. "Geez Stan, why you gotta be such a DICK??" Angola said.

T-Rex: Sheesh! This instantly raised the rating of our story from G to PG-13!

T-Rex: "Ah, Mr. Maldives: why such uncalled-for rudeness?" Stan replied calmly. "I'll show you rude, you asswipe!" Angola replied, and again our rating was raised, this time to R. Stan gaped at him. "One more cuss out of you, Mr. Maldives, and this will be an NC-17 rated story!" he replied. "You are a big fuc--" Angola began, but then Stan taped his mouth shut.
Dromiceiomimus: Phew!
T-Rex: I know, right??

T-Rex: But then Angola started shimmying out of his clothes!
Utahraptor: MALE NUDITY??

T-Rex: I know! This caused the rating to pause only briefly at "NC-17" before rocketing past "X", "XX", and even "XXX"!
Utahraptor: What's past "XXX"?
T-Rex: I have no idea! Oh, if only I could control Angola, but this character is a maverick who plays by his own rules!

T-Rex: His trade is death itself! The only rules he respects are the rules of the street, which are quite different than the more familiar rules of the road you may already have studied!!
Off panel: Where's Stan during all this?
T-Rex: He dropped out of this project when the nudity started!!