T-Rex: You know what they say: you can't take it with you! You can't always get what you want! You can't teach an old dog new tricks! But you probably DON'T know this little factoid:

T-Rex: THESE SAYINGS ARE ALL REFERRING SPECIFICALLY TO YOU, CHAMP.

T-Rex: That's right, Dromiceiomimus! We all started gossiping when we noticed how bad you are at senior dog training, and also your incompetence at leaving a room with something in your hands. You simply can't take things with you.
Dromiceiomimus: Dang it, I always suspected this was so

Utahraptor: It's my understanding these sayings actually refer to you, T-Rex!
T-Rex: *gasp*

Utahraptor: YOU can't keep a good man down: we all know it, because everyone's seen you try and fail. You totally suck at judging books by their covers, which the rest of us find trivial. Finally, you're unable to fix stupid OR fight city hall.
T-Rex: Can I touch this?
Utahraptor: No. You can't touch this.

Narrator: THE END